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Stevie So Cheeky – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Stevie Johnson teamed up with The NOC to give out $5 to people willing to accost strangers in Manhattan and offer them a rectal exam. That’s the old 5CHAN spirit. If only there were an incentive that...

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Prank War – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Packers receivers Greg Jennings and James Jones are engaged in a prank war, with Jennings landing the latest salvo. This gives me a big Dougie smile: The Packers’ wide receiver, who’s still out with a...

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Your Week 11 Late Games Open Thread

via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll. Were it any other city than Boston, I would assume this Boston Herald cover to be just an unfortunate play on words, but it’s Massholes so of course they want to...

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Would You Like To See Cheerleaders Having Their Heads Shaved?

Why, of course you would. Too bad the one on the left couldn’t have kept the Benjamin Franklin hairstyle. Perhaps it would have helped her invent a cure for leukemia on her own.

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Colts Fan Gives Rob Bironas A New Set Of Uprights

That’s a much more difficult target for a kicker to hit, given the extra distance and the smaller margin between the uprights. Oh, and it might be somewhat more obscene, too. [via]

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Reggie Wayne’s Car Was Stolen By A Hotel Valet

This might seem like a frivolous story made for Ferris Bueller references, but this is serious business. If you can’t trust employees of the Westin not to steal your car and go for a drunken joyride,...

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The Colts Had Monkeys On Dogback Herding Goats At Halftime

While the halftime show of monkeys riding dogs is something we’ve seen before at Mile High Stadium, those monkeys were not tasked with doing anything beyond delighting the crowd just being themselves....

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Google Maps Offers An Inside View Of Lucas Oil Stadium For Some Reason

As part of its quest to visually document every square inch of the planet, Google recently released its map of the interior of Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. This gives people the chance to poke...

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Of Course The Ryan Brothers Hit Up Steak ‘n Shake During The Combine

NFL brass has descended on Indianapolis to be as bored by draft prospects running drills as the rest of us. While there, most coaches and executives are content to do their dining at fancy-dancy...

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Andrew Luck Has Your Dad’s Cell Phone

True story… Andrew Luck’s cell phone. #impressive twitpic.com/cjv4ez — Matthew Hasselbeck (@Hasselbeck) April 16, 2013 Matt Hasselbeck joined the Colts to be the guy who only takes snaps if Andrew...

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg TolerDepartures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie,...

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Fat Bald Colts Fan Has All The Swag

ALL the swag. None for you. He took it all.

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Meast and Least for Week 6

(via Getty Image)The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 6 is Tamba Hali, who had three and a half of the Chiefs’ 10 sacks of Terrelle Pryor as Kansas City continued its undefeated run with a 24-7...

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Broncos-Colts Peyton Narrativekkake Live Blog, First Half

The great thing about tonight is that the Colts are likely to be destroyed while half their fan base absolutely adores the entire experience because they’re stuck in Manning Stockholm Syndrome.Perhaps...

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Colts-Texans Live Blog, First Half

[via]Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start. Expecting an undrafted rookie to win on the road against a team that undefeated mostly because of its...

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Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

Colts fans: still horrifying.Back when the Chiefs were undefeated at 9-0, critics wrote it off as the result of an easy schedule (of the Chiefs’ first nine opponents, only Philly ended the season with...

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Colts Fan Gives Rob Bironas A New Set Of Uprights

That’s a much more difficult target for a kicker to hit, given the extra distance and the smaller margin between the uprights. Oh, and it might be somewhat more obscene, too. [via]

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Reggie Wayne’s Car Was Stolen By A Hotel Valet

This might seem like a frivolous story made for Ferris Bueller references, but this is serious business. If you can’t trust employees of the Westin not to steal your car and go for a drunken joyride,...

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Patriots-Colts SNF Live Blog

Disney + PS Sunday Night Football: where the elites meet to compete! Indeed, it’s a meeting of quarterbacks with perceived eliteness or whatever. Though Andrew Luck was ushered into the conversation of...

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Bengals-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

Getty Image For the fourth straight year, the Bengals arrive in the postseason looking for the franchise’s first playoff victory in roughly two decades (it’ll be exactly 24 years on Tuesday). For the...

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