Stevie So Cheeky – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse
Stevie Johnson teamed up with The NOC to give out $5 to people willing to accost strangers in Manhattan and offer them a rectal exam. That’s the old 5CHAN spirit. If only there were an incentive that...
View ArticlePrank War – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse
Packers receivers Greg Jennings and James Jones are engaged in a prank war, with Jennings landing the latest salvo. This gives me a big Dougie smile: The Packers’ wide receiver, who’s still out with a...
View ArticleYour Week 11 Late Games Open Thread
via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll. Were it any other city than Boston, I would assume this Boston Herald cover to be just an unfortunate play on words, but it’s Massholes so of course they want to...
View ArticleWould You Like To See Cheerleaders Having Their Heads Shaved?
Why, of course you would. Too bad the one on the left couldn’t have kept the Benjamin Franklin hairstyle. Perhaps it would have helped her invent a cure for leukemia on her own.
View ArticleColts Fan Gives Rob Bironas A New Set Of Uprights
That’s a much more difficult target for a kicker to hit, given the extra distance and the smaller margin between the uprights. Oh, and it might be somewhat more obscene, too. [via]
View ArticleReggie Wayne’s Car Was Stolen By A Hotel Valet
This might seem like a frivolous story made for Ferris Bueller references, but this is serious business. If you can’t trust employees of the Westin not to steal your car and go for a drunken joyride,...
View ArticleThe Colts Had Monkeys On Dogback Herding Goats At Halftime
While the halftime show of monkeys riding dogs is something we’ve seen before at Mile High Stadium, those monkeys were not tasked with doing anything beyond delighting the crowd just being themselves....
View ArticleGoogle Maps Offers An Inside View Of Lucas Oil Stadium For Some Reason
As part of its quest to visually document every square inch of the planet, Google recently released its map of the interior of Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. This gives people the chance to poke...
View ArticleOf Course The Ryan Brothers Hit Up Steak ‘n Shake During The Combine
NFL brass has descended on Indianapolis to be as bored by draft prospects running drills as the rest of us. While there, most coaches and executives are content to do their dining at fancy-dancy...
View ArticleAndrew Luck Has Your Dad’s Cell Phone
True story… Andrew Luck’s cell phone. #impressive twitpic.com/cjv4ez — Matthew Hasselbeck (@Hasselbeck) April 16, 2013 Matt Hasselbeck joined the Colts to be the guy who only takes snaps if Andrew...
View Article2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts
Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg TolerDepartures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie,...
View ArticleMeast and Least for Week 6
(via Getty Image)The Sean Taylor Memorial Meast for Week 6 is Tamba Hali, who had three and a half of the Chiefs’ 10 sacks of Terrelle Pryor as Kansas City continued its undefeated run with a 24-7...
View ArticleBroncos-Colts Peyton Narrativekkake Live Blog, First Half
The great thing about tonight is that the Colts are likely to be destroyed while half their fan base absolutely adores the entire experience because they’re stuck in Manning Stockholm Syndrome.Perhaps...
View ArticleColts-Texans Live Blog, First Half
[via]Case Keenum played admirably two weeks ago in Kansas City in his first career NFL start. Expecting an undrafted rookie to win on the road against a team that undefeated mostly because of its...
View ArticleChiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog
Colts fans: still horrifying.Back when the Chiefs were undefeated at 9-0, critics wrote it off as the result of an easy schedule (of the Chiefs’ first nine opponents, only Philly ended the season with...
View ArticleColts Fan Gives Rob Bironas A New Set Of Uprights
That’s a much more difficult target for a kicker to hit, given the extra distance and the smaller margin between the uprights. Oh, and it might be somewhat more obscene, too. [via]
View ArticleReggie Wayne’s Car Was Stolen By A Hotel Valet
This might seem like a frivolous story made for Ferris Bueller references, but this is serious business. If you can’t trust employees of the Westin not to steal your car and go for a drunken joyride,...
View ArticlePatriots-Colts SNF Live Blog
Disney + PS Sunday Night Football: where the elites meet to compete! Indeed, it’s a meeting of quarterbacks with perceived eliteness or whatever. Though Andrew Luck was ushered into the conversation of...
View ArticleBengals-Colts Wild Card Live Blog
Getty Image For the fourth straight year, the Bengals arrive in the postseason looking for the franchise’s first playoff victory in roughly two decades (it’ll be exactly 24 years on Tuesday). For the...
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